Litmus Test for Door to Door Sales

If I ever get down on my luck, I’m totally going to start a business selling “No Soliciting” signs from door to door.

The way I see it, it’s practically a guaranteed sale…

“Sorry, we’re not interested in whatever you’re selling! In fact, we hate door to door sales people!”

“Well in that case, you’ll love this sign!”

The best part about it is that if they don’t buy the sign, you can just come back every week until they do. After all, they don’t have a sign saying you can’t!